tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38875050.post3004251645856255709..comments2023-12-05T17:14:32.669-05:00Comments on Invasion of The B Movies: Shark Attack Blog-A-Thon(g): Mega Shark vs CrocosaurusJason Sotohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03892643201429905459noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38875050.post-62825633576509494772012-04-02T18:37:41.709-04:002012-04-02T18:37:41.709-04:00I've actually seen this one. Some late Friday...I've actually seen this one. Some late Friday or Saturday nights at the Fields household, the wife and I get sucked into horrible movies on SyFy. This was one of 'em.<br /><br />I felt really bad for Picardo. He was an actual actor once upon a time, but even he came off poorly here. I don't remember too much, either, other than the ridiculousness every time they got in the helicopter (I never believed for a second that it was remotely real/moving with them in it) and the pretty chick that teamed up with Urkel and the ruggedly handsome evil. The funniest shit here was the relative sizes of the beasts (they kept changing) and the time/geography skills on display. Like, it takes people and/or crocs and/or sharks 5 minutes to fly from Hawaii to Panama, just as it also takes them 5 minutes to go across Miami.Dylanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03337478312308606554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38875050.post-64392561699293451662012-03-21T09:28:49.533-04:002012-03-21T09:28:49.533-04:00Tom: No, he didn't have a funny hat. Maybe tha...Tom: No, he didn't have a funny hat. Maybe that's what was missing from the whole thing. I also suspect the actor wasn't Australian, which I'm sure is MORE insulting to you.<br /><br />I think The Asylum is trying to make a third Mega Shark film but can't get the funding for it. Pfft, like THAT stopped them before.<br /><br />And I couldn't have been the first person to point out the MIB/Dildo thing.<br /><br />Nolahn: The Debbie Gibson version is marginally better, mainly cause it's got Debbie Gibson. I rather look at her than Urkel.<br />-JasonJason Sotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03892643201429905459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38875050.post-38401480826791049692012-03-21T09:08:13.363-04:002012-03-21T09:08:13.363-04:00Does the Australian guy wear a funny hat? We love ...Does the Australian guy wear a funny hat? We love our funny hats.<br /><br />Damn I actually kind of liked the first film in what I can only assume is going to eventually be the Mega Shark vs. BLANK trilogy. Shame to hear part 2 sucked a fat one.<br /><br />Also, thanks for ruining the MIB movies. Now I can never watch it without thinking of Will Smith doing unspeakable things with that flashy memory thing...Tom Clifthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10969940401754806603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38875050.post-49280777111199685472012-03-21T09:04:31.672-04:002012-03-21T09:04:31.672-04:00Just when I was getting down on myself for not see...Just when I was getting down on myself for not seeing this one...nolahnhttp://www.bargainbinreview.comnoreply@blogger.com