New Review: TerrorVision

Meet The Puttermans! Mom! Dad! Susie! Sherman! Gramps! And their alien monster pet!

TerrorVision

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Ants

Did you ever want to read a review where I utter the words "ants attack and kill Suzanne Somers"? Well, you're about to now!

Ants

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

This week, me and Nolahn take a look at the sequel.

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

You won't believe who's in this film!
-Jason

New Review: Under Siege

Maria and I, in a two week event, took on Steven Seagal at his best.

Under Siege

And Gary Busey at his least craziest. Seriously.
-Jason

New Review: Peter Rottentail

So the review is about a week late. I'm sorry for that. Last week was The Lair and then work and then the whole thing about the world might be coming to an end. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Peter Rottentail

Anyway, I'll probably be going back to doing reviews whenever for now until things simmer down. Thanks for understanding!
-Jason

New Review: Barn of the Naked Dead

Christ, this movie was tough to get through.

Barn of the Naked Dead

Hope you enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Galaxy of Terror

The long awaited review is finally up!

Galaxy of Terror

Sorry if it's lackluster. It's the movie.
-Jason

New Review: Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla

What does Godzilla, Quagmire, John Cusack, The Smiths, and the Planet of the Apes have in common?

Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla

They all can be found in this week's review!
Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: The Fantastic Four (1994)

Before there was Jessica Alba there was...Roger Corman?

The Fantastic Four (1994)

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Stuff Stephanie In The Incinerator

I hate to end 2010 on a movie like this but, well, you picked it.


Stuff Stephanie In The Incinerator

You guys and gals be safe this New Years Eve! I'll return sometime in January!

Happy New Year!
-Jason

New Review: Christmas Evil

Christmas comes early!

Christmas Evil

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Drive In Massacre

Sorry this is being posted late. It was short enough, anyway.


Drive In Massacre

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Forbidden Zone

Sorry it's up so late. It's been a weird crazy day.

Forbidden Zone

Much like this movie. Explaination (maybe) later.
-Jason

New Review: Dumpster Baby

Dear Troma,

You owe me an explaination on what the fuck happened in this movie!

Dumpster Baby

Thanks!
-Jason

New Review: Cheerleader Ninjas

I should've listened to my computer.

Cheerleader Ninjas

Enjoy?
-Jason

New Review: Ninja Cheerleaders

The review that was delayed cause of the USPS is now up!

Ninja Cheerleaders

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review: Zombiez

If you hate zombies in your zombie movie, but love asses, this is the movie for you!

Zombiez

Asses!
-Jason

New Review/Zombie Month: Poultrygeist

Troma at its finest.

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Enjoy!
-Jason

New Review/Zombie Month-Retardead

My heart swelled with tears when I found this movie. I can't believe it exists.

Retardead

I couldn't think of a better way to kick off Zombie Month. Please keep coming for more Zombie goodness!
-Jason

New Review: Search For The Beast

Part of the Michael Adam's 20, I take a look at:

Search For The Beast

I never want to see this movie ever again.
-Jason