This is my 600th post.
No seriously. I been nominated for not one, not THREE, but TWO LAMMY's!! WOO!!! Wanna know what category(s)?
Who are you?
Oh yeah. Where you been?
Good luck with that.
Anyway. I been nominated in two categories: Funniest Writer and Best Horror/Sci Fi Blog! Wow! People think I'm funny! I told you!
The cool thing is the people I'm nominated with in both categories. I mean it's basically between me and Fletch and Final Girl and He Shot Cyrus and some other chicks I never really heard of before but they're both named Sarah so I'm sure they're hot (It makes sense, girls named Sara/h or Jessica are just hot. Prove me wrong.)
Since the voting is only open to the LAMBs, I'll make my case to them on why they should vote for me in both categories.
TRU FAX ABOUT JASON!:
1. When growing up, his mother had to work 18 hours a day for 7 days straight so he was raised by an old boot named Mrs. McNannty. Mrs. McNatty was MEAN!
2. I live in Indiana. Seriously. The people nominated in both categories, they live in cool states like California, Arizona and....other cool states! I live in fucking' Indiana! I can't buy or drink booze on Sunday's! Cars driving in a fast circle is considered the state sport! I see more big pick up trucks with GIT R DONE written on the back than I do Starbucks! I LIVE IN FUCKING INDIANA!!!
3. I work in the ghetto so I run the chance of getting shot or stabbed (or both depending on what day) every day. I might die any day now.
4. I just watched the WORST horror movie ever made. And it's being called one of my best reviews. C'MON!
Ew, you drink your own pee?
That's gross dude. Go away.
Ok, I'm done. In all seriousness, if you want to vote for me, that would be awesome. I'll take either award. BOTH would be nice but that's being too