New Review/New Mass Invasion/Five Year Anniversary!

Ok folks! It's up! Today's the day! Quit your job and help me celebrate five years of watching shitty movies and trying to be funny.

To help celebrate, I got some friends to watch "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" and we all wrote about it. Luckily, I still have some friends afterwards.


The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Also keep an eye out on the blog for something special in the upcoming days, starting today, as well!

If you're wondering what Nolahn thought of the rest of the movie, you can check out this review here:

Nolahn's Garbage Pail Kids Movie Review

This being my five year anniversary review, I need to thank you, the reader, for coming to this site. Even though I know half of you are friends of mine, I really do appreciate it. And ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Maria, who done 11 of these damn Mass Invasions. Maria, you are tops. Not Topps, the makers of these cards. Well, maybe you are, I don't know. I'll trade you and find out I guess.

Anyway, thank you and here's to another five years!

-Jason

New Mass Invasion: Silent Night Deadly Night

The 10th Mass Invasion is up! Check it out!

Silent Night Deadly Night

Also, as a bonus, check out this rockin' montage from the movie!



(Facebook people, click "VIEW ORIGINAL POST" to see video. Videos don't show up on the Facebook Notes for some reason.)

Warm side of the door indeed.

Also this is offically post 499. Post 500 is gonna come before I leave for Christmas vacation. Then the Cage Match winner. Then the final post of the decade. So that should be interesting.
-Jason

New Review/Mass Invasion: Barbarella

For the 8th Mass Invasion, we hook up with Jane Fonda in space!

Barbarella

And also, I wrote a thing on Cracked.com about The Asylum movie company. Check that out, please?

Thanks!
-Jason

The Fight For #1: Week 11 Results AND New Mass Invasion: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

A Two-Fer-One!

First off, holy crap. Really? Race to Witch Mountain? Really?


This Week's Scores:
Fletch, Highway -10
Maria, Me, Rachael M., Bobbie, April -9

Month's Total:
Fletch, Highway-20
Maria, Me, Rachael M. Bobbie, April-19

Next week, Mr. Fletch's fav Nic Cage has a movie coming out. Joy of joys. Until then, good luck!

And now:

New Mass Invasion!

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Enjoy!
-Jason