Showing posts with label Jason Made A Video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Made A Video. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Jason Made A Video 87



Jason has a special announcement.
-Jason

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Jason Made A Video #22



I talk about what I bought in L.A, show my tattoo, then catch Cokie doing something disturbing.
-Jason

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Jason Made A Video #21

(Due to a techical error, this week's episode of "Jason Made A Video" can't be posted onto Youtube. So you guys don't go a week without something, plus we felt this was a good idea, I am posting the script/scribbled down notes on a napkin here so you get a general idea on what it would've been like. Like some thing from my childhood use to say "Use your imagination".)

*Jason is sitting at his chair in the computer room, facing the camera.*

Jason: Hi everybody. So April Fool's Day is coming up this Friday and everyone is expecting me to do SOMETHING for it, I guess because, much like a mushroom, I'm a "fun guy"!
Cokie: Fuck you!
Jason: Anyway, I haven't really fleshed out the idea yet, but I did spend $500 bucks on this green screen.

*Jason walks to green screen*

Jason: And what I'll do is just change the background during this video and emulate some of your favorite blogs and websites. That should be fun!
Cokie: Yeah, it'll be fun when the lawsuits start coming in.
Jason: Shut up, Cokie. Let's start the video!

Title Card: Jason Made A Video #21: HA HA FOOLED YOU!
Music: The Bloodhound Gang-Bad Touch


*Cuts to Jason in front of Green Screen. A screen grab for Blog Cabins comes up.*

Jason (In Dylan's voice): Hola! I'm Dylan aka Fletch from Blog Cabins. Girls are hot! Aren't they, some dude?
Cokie: Yep.
Jason: Ok, well *pretends to smoke cigarette* here at Blog Cabins, we do a feature where I take a look at all the movies coming out in theaters! What's coming out this Friday?
*Picks up newspaper*
Jason: Oh jesus. This is terrible. Nevermind. And...that's it!

*Green Screen changes to Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob*
Jason: Hey y'all! So I was watching "Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoneix" last night and I was trying to imagine what it'd be like if different people played all the main characters. Like for instance, if Haley Joel Osment was Harry. And Abigal Breslin was Hermoine. I couldn't figure out who'd play Ron, well besides Rupert Grint, who was in the smash hit movie "Driving Lessons", a movie everybody in the world must've seen, right?
Cokie: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jason: Ok. As for the adults, how about Rob Lowe as Snape? OOH! How about-

*Note: I need to look up other characters in "Harry Potter", since I only seen, and read the books, only once each.

*Note: Add two or three more y'all's.*

*Green screen changes to Rachel's Reel Reviews*

Jason: The Office-Was a good episode. Glee *Try to pretend you actually like this stupid show*-Oh yay! Glee was on! Woo! They sing (crappy) remakes of (good/great) songs, thereby forcing every retarded 14-year-old that watches this show to think Glee came up with this song and-

*Stop while you're ahead*

*Green screen changes to Insight Into Entertainment*

Jason (Cheery): HI! Yeah! Everything's awesome! WOO! GO movies!

*Note: fill this part out some more, but not sure with what. Brainstorm later.*

*Green screen changes to The List*

Jason: Alright, motherfuckers, this is my Top Five Badass Motherfuckers Who Fuck Shit Up All The Time!
5. Jean Claude Van-Damme-Say what you want, he knew how to fuck shit up!
4. Steven Segal-He may be overweight and puffy now, but back in the 80's he was "ABOVE THE LAW"! And he was also "UNDER SEIGE". Huh.
3. Bruce Willis-YIPPIE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKER!
2. Sylvester Stallone-RAMBO! COBRA! ROCKY! Do I need to say more, fuckers?
1. Arnold Swartzenegger-Fuckin' "Commando" AND Terminator! I MEAN COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

OUT!
Cokie: Kai says "out" at the end of this posts?
Jason: No but it seems like he should.

*Note: talk about boobs some more during Kai's part*

*Green Screen turns to Invasion of the B-Movies*
Jason: Wait...what?
Cokie: MY turn!! *Ahem* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'm Jason! I say fuck a lot! Oh, nobody likes me cause nobody comments or emails me. Wah wah wah I'm so alone.
Jason: Cokie...
Cokie: Here's a review of some obscure bad movie that nobody's ever heard of. I don't know how to write worth shit but I'll make stupid lame jokes so people think I'm a good writer.
Jason: That's not true...
Cokie: UHHHHHHH, maybe if I stopped saying "Uhhh" a lot, people would actually care about what I say and-
Jason: THAT'S IT!!

*And the camera fell down and broke due to "techical issues". The ending was suppose to go like this:

Jason: Ok, seriously, this was all in fun. All the blogs, and people, I mentioned are awesome and I'm only kidding. I hope nobody takes any of this to heart.
Cokie: UHHHHH I'm a suck up so people don't hate me cause if I don't have friends my self esteem will be lower and I'll end up-
Jason: HERE'S SOME COPYRIGHTED MUSIC!!

*Ending credits with song from beginning playing. With a final note attached:
"Thanks for reading and hope you guys found this funny."

Adios!
-Jason

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Jason Made A Video #20



It's the 20th episode, but Jason is acting really, really weird!
-Jason

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Jason Made A Video #19



In this episode:
-My own Completely Random Movie Comparison
-A new segment called "I'ma Gonna Defend"
-I play Trivial Pursuit
-Oh and I get naked. I know that'll be the big draw to this episode.

Enjoy!
-Jason

Monday, March 07, 2011

Bath Tub Time Machine: Bonus Content



Some bloopers/extra stuff from the Bath Tub Time Machine series.
-Jason

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Jason Made A Video: Bath Tub Time Machine 4



Cokie figures out where Jason is, while Jason tries to figure out what happened to him in the alternate timeline.

The final BTTM. Thanks for watching. Regular video next week.
-Jason

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Jason Made A Video: Bath Tub Time Machine 3



In seperate timelines, Jason and Cokie consult with a time travel expert in order to get Jason back home.

Sidenote: The opening sequence was the most hard work I put into this episode, so I hope everyone enjoys it!
-Jason

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Jason Made A Video: Bath Tub Time Machine 2



Cokie has to figure out what happened to Jason. Jason meanwhile finds himself in a strange, yet familar, place.

Enjoy!
-Jason

Friday, February 11, 2011

Jason Made A Video #15: Bath Tub Time Machine



I made this last week, I just forgot to post it here in the blog. Anyway, this is part 1 in my Bath Tub Time Machine series. I dunno how many parts I'll have. Depends on how long I can stretch the story, I guess. Anyway, enjoy!
-Jason

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jason Made A Video #14



I audition for a movie and then give a popular character his own segment.
-Jason

Monday, January 10, 2011

Jason Made A Video #13



In this video, I filmed everything in one take, and there are no edits whatsoever. It wasn't as hard as I thought it'd be.

(That's what she said.)
-Jason

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Jason Made A Video #12



So to quickly discuss the most obvious edit, the "It's Always Sunny" part was about 4 minutes long, but the video was kinda long at that point, so I cut out the part where I talked about my favorite episodes from each season. Just watch every episode, it's great.

Enjoy!
-Jason

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Jason Soto's The Night Before Christmas

Christmas Special, everybody!!

Special apperance by a good friend and fellow LAMB member!

And do you like Cokie? HE'S IN THE WHOLE THING! WOO!



Enjoy!
-Jason

Monday, December 06, 2010

Jason Made A Video #11



In this video:
-Jason and Cokie shows how creepy the song "Baby It's Cold Outside" is
-Trivial Pursuit.

The reason not a lot happens in this video is because of the "Baby It's Cold Outside" segment went a bit long. So I had to cut that part to only showcase the weird lyrics, then cut out two other segments I filmed. Otherwise, this video would be 20 minutes long.

Enjoy!
-Jason

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Jason Made A Video #10



Jason doesn't know what to do for the 10th video.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Jason Made A Video #9: Filmed On Location



In This Video:
-Jason is filming in his old hometown way up in NorthWest Indiana.
-His friend Bill Szany is on to help him.
-They discuss the movie "Motel Hell".
-They play "Fact or Crap"
-Finally, they discuss watching "The Human Centepide".

Monday, October 18, 2010

Jason Made A Video: #8



I know I should be bring these videos back around to bad movies. But this was a fun idea I had and went with it.
-Jason

Monday, October 04, 2010