Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Razzie Nominations

Yay the Razzies! It's like a celebration of the worst and not just any worst...HOLLYWOOD WORST! Woo! So here's how this works. I'm gonna make guesses as to what's gonna win in bold font. The winners are announced the day before the Oscars. I'm not sure when that is, but I'll keep you detailed.

Worst Picture

Basic Instinct 2
Bloodrayne
Lady In The Water
Little Man
Wicker Man
(Little Man sounds like such a stupid idea for a movie, but who really asked for a Basic Instinct 2? Really? I mean if I wanna see Sharon Stone naked, I'll just get the first movie.)


Worst Actor

Tim Allen - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The Shaggy Dog and Zoom
Nicolas Cage - Wicker Man
Larry, The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) - Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Rob Schneider - The Benchwarmers and Little Man
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans - Little Man
(So that's Larry The Cable Guy's real name. Anyway, who told him he could act? In a real movie?)


Worst Actress

Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff - Material Girls
Lindsay Lohan - Just My Luck
Kristanna Loken - Bloodrayne
Jessica Simpson - Employee Of The Month
Sharon Stone - Basic Instinct 2
(I dunno. Why not?)

Worst Supporting Actor

Danny DeVito - Deck The Halls
Ben Kingsley - Bloodrayne
M. Night Shyamalan - Lady In The Water
Martin Short - Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
David Thewlis - Basic Instinct 2 and The Omen
(This sounds like such a stupid movie.)


Worst Supporting Actress

Kate Bosworth - Superman Returns
Kristin Chenoweth - Deck The Halls, Pink Panther and RV
Carmen Electra - Date Movie and Scary Movie 4
Jenny McCarthy - John Tucker Must Die
Michelle Rodriguez - Bloodrayne


Worst Screen Couple

Tim Allen & Martin Short - Santa Clause 3
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit - Wicker Man
Hilary & Haylie Duff - Material Girls
Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts - Basic Instinct 2
Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans - Little Man
(I figured I should pick SOMETHING from Little Man.)


Worst Remake or Rip-Off

Little Man (Rip-off of the 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")
Pink Panther
Poseidon
The Shaggy Dog Story
Wicker Man
(WHY?!?!?!?!?!)



Worst Prequel or Sequel

Basic Instinct 2
Big Momma's House 2
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties
Santa Clause 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(Yet again. WHY?!?!?!?!)


Worst Director

Uwe Boll - Bloodrayne
Michael Caton-Jones - Basically, It Stinks, Too
Ron Howard - The Da Vinci Code
M. Night Shyamalan - Lady In The Water
Keenan Ivory Wayans - Little Man
(I have to pick him by default.)

Worst Screenplay
Basic Instinct 2 - Screenplay by Leora Barish & Henry Bean, Based on Characters Created by Joe Eszterhas
Bloodrayne - Screenplay by Guinevere Turner, Based on the Video Game
Lady In The Water - Written by M. Night Shyamalan
Little Man - Written by Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, and Shawn Wayans
Wicker Man - Screenplay Adapted by Neil LaBute from a Screenplay by Anthony Schaffer



Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment (New Category!)

Deck The Halls
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties
RV
Santa Clause 3
The Shaggy Dog

That's it. We'll find out who the winners are sometime soon!
-Jason

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