To gear up for what I'm calling "Paranormal" weekend, I'm gonna dedicate this post to an argument I had with Dylan from "Man I Love Films" about the lead actress in "Paranormal Activity". He takes issue with the fact that I called her "hot" while he says she's "cute with a nice rack". With this in mind, I figured I should explain myself.
When it comes to rating the attractiveness of a female, I go by two standards "Hot" or "Not". Whereas many people (I guess including Dylan) goes by "Hot" "Sorta Hot" "Cute" "Sorta Cute" and "OMG WHO BEAT HER WITH AN UGLY STICK?!". So when I say Katie from "Paranormal" is hot, I mean "She's really fuckable".Ok, that's probably going a bit too far. But to understand what I mean and my tastes in celebrity women, here's a list of chicks I find "hot":
Jenna "Pam From The Office" Fisher
Katy Perry
Kat Dennings
Aubrey Plaza from "Parks and Rec"
Both Britta and Anne from "Community".
Megan Fox (of course)
The Other Chick from "Jennifer's Body" Amanda something. She was also in "Mamma Mia", which isn't really making me want to watch that movie.
And so on. I could go on for awhile, but you probably got the idea. In conclusion, Katie from "Paranormal Activity" is hot.
-Jason
3 comments:
I'm with Dylan, still. I don't think she's hot, but she's cute... as is Jenna Fischer.
Katy Perry looks exactly like Zooey Deschanel, though I still think Zooey is more attractive.
Kat Dennings is quite attractive.
Aubrey Plaza IS, indeed, hot. As is Amanda Seyfried.
Megan Fox looks too fake to be hot (sorry).
I don't know the other two.
In order:
Katy Perry
Amanda Seyfried
Kat Dennings
Alison Brie (Annie)
Gillian Jacobs (Britta)
Jenna Fischer
Katie Featherston
Aubrey Plaza (I can see being attracted to her, but she ain't hot, either)
Yes, I excluded Fox on purpose. On paper, she's probably the hottest, but I'm not as attracted to her, either due to the fakeness Nick mentions or just because she's semi-annoying.
Anyway, I hope this helps. And yeah, a mere "hot or not" judgement is ridiculous. Learn some other words, man.
Dylan: Hey man, you have your way of judging hotness of other women, I have mine. And that's an interesting order you have there. I really don't get the hate on Megan Fox cause if you look her up like when she's being regular she still looks hot. I can see why you'd get fakeness if you went by her movies (mainly the Transformer movies) and I think it was "Jennifer's Body" that really did it for me, honestly. And it has nothing to do with the lesbian scene....*whistles*
Nick: I want to like Zooey Deschanel but I'll be honest, she annoys the fuck out of me. There. I said it.
-Jason
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