One of those things is what I'm doing now and that is:
YOU MAKE THE CALL!!! or so I don't get sued "You Tell Me What Movie To Watch Next!"
Here are the rules or whatever.
I'll set up another poll thingy. Between now and Saturday night at 11:59 PM and 59 seconds you can vote for which movie you want me to review next. And whichever gets the most votes is gonna be the first movie reviewed. Second place will be the second, and so on until the month is over. Sound simple enough? Good. Now, tell us who our contestants are, Johnny Olsen!
1. Killers From Space
Starring a young Peter Graves, this is about a dude who is kidnapped from aliens and no one believes him until he's kidnapped again. Features Bug-eye aliens.
2. Dumpster Baby
From the fine folks at Troma, this movie deals with the misadventures a newborn baby has when his crackhead mama tosses him in a dumpster.
3. Bloodz vs Wolvez
According to Netflix: As if ordinary gang warfare weren't enough to contend with, the cops really have their hands full when rival supernatural gangs do battle on the streets of New York City in this direct-to-video horror flick. It's the ultimate showdown as the upstart werewolves from the 'hood start a turf war against the well-fixed vampires who own downtown -- and the winners will reign for eternity. I wish I was making this up.
4. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People
Yet again. I wish I was making this up. I heard about this gem from Patton Oswalt (No, not personally). Also according to Netflix: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats has finally been resurrected and is now available after twenty-five years of obscurity. This film tracks the macabre story of a bed in a strange, stone building near a grand estate that craves and hungers for the taste of blood and flesh from the unsuspecting traveler -- and three pretty, young girls have just come to stay the night..
EDIT:
Polling Is Now Closed
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