Thursday, May 24, 2012

What A Horror Movie Trailer Should Be Like

WHAT A HORROR MOVIE TRAILER SHOULD BE LIKE:



VOICE OVER: Legend has it there's a sadistic serial killer on the loose! And he wants to kill! EVERYBODY!

KILLER(Voice Over): I'm gonna kill you!


SCREAM!





 WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
*Chainsaw effect*


MORE SCREAMING!

Dude, bro, I can't wait until I max out with my tan and-OH MY GOD I"M BEING CUT INTO A BILLION PIECES! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!




RAWR!!!


Mosquitoes is the least of their problems!

RATED R! For a lot of awesome fucking shit like blood, guts, and boobs.

(Doesn't give a lot away, teases you the right way, and you know some douchebags are gonna die horribly. Fucking awesome!)
-Jason

2 comments:

Dylan said...

I would watch that horror movie!

Haha - nice work, Sotes.

Horror Movies | Online Movies said...

I mean, I'm new but I've always been very interested in film making process and I've been lucky enough to work with film makers in my past that have been very encouraging to let me hang around. I get so emotionally vested - that the producer part of me was natural.