I'm making this announcement to...announce that on May 25th I have....a special announcement to make.
Did that make sense?
I'm keeping most of it hush-hush (sweet charelotte) but I can give you a hint:
I'm gonna be revealing the three films I'm gonna be reviewing in June. And once I utter the titles of said films, I'm sure a hole is going to open up in the fabric of space and time and the universe is going to implode upon itself!!
Or...not. Just tune in May 25th to see what horrors upon horrors (hint #2: not a horror movie) I'm gonna be inflicting upon myself.
PS: Feel free to leave guesses, but I won't confirm or deny them.