Sunday, March 29, 2009

New Review: They Saved Hitler's Brain

I finally took it on and...I'm a bit dissapointed.

They Saved Hitler's Brain

Now if they make a sequel and/or remake...I'm there, dude!

The Fight For #1: Week 13 Results

Gosh, who could've seen THAT coming, huh?

This week's scores:
Me, Fletch, Maria, Bobbie: 10

For some reason, there was a drop in participation this week. I guess everyone got a case of spring fever or something.

Total Scores For The Month:
Fletch: 39
Me Bobbie: 38
Maria: 37
April, Highway: 29
Rachael M. 28

And this is the last weekend in March, which means Fletch is our winner this month! Congrats Fletch! You win 1 free internet! Use it wisely.

Next week we got Adventureland and Fast & Furious. I want one to win but I know the other probably will. Or maybe Monsters vs Aliens will take it again. Let's hope so.

Friday, March 27, 2009

The Fight for #1: Week 13

Unlucky thirteen. Let's see what gets top prize this week.

Will it be:
12 Rounds, starring Wrestler John Cena as Bruce Willis from "Die Hard With A Vengence"?
A Haunting in Connecticut, a PG-13 "horror" movie that's probably so watered down you'll be pissing it for weeks to come?
Or the giant 3-D animation film from Dreamworks Monsters vs Aliens?

Personally, I'm gonna have to go with Monsters vs Aliens, even though when Aliens battled Predator both times, it didn't go over so well. So maybe Frankenstein and Wolf Man and maybe Creature from Black Lagoon will have better luck.

In other news, I can't believe how quickly Watchmen is being forgotten. I haven't seen any ads for it since it opened and it's sliding down the list. Come on Fan Boy's! You saw Dark Knight 18 times, why not this?

Here's last week's top ten:

Good luck!

6 Random Things: Movie Edition

The Rules
1) Link to the person who tagged you.
2) Post the rules on your blog.
3) Write six random things about yourself.
4) Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5) Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6) Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

I'm gonna make this about 6 movie related things. Here we go.

1. The first bad movie I watched in my life was a 1930's film called "White Zombie" with Bela Lugosi. I don't really remember the story too much but god was it boring.

2. I am the master champion at "Scene It".

3. I honestly didn't think the first two Star Wars prequels were that bad. But then the third one hit and I wanted to gouge my eyes out with broken glass.

4. More than half of my DVD collection are obscure b/bad movies.

5. If I had to make a top ten list of favorite scenes in movies (which isn't a bad idea for a post), I'd probably put the famous "headless guy giving head" scene from "Re-Animator" at #1.

6. Even though I'm a guy, I don't really get into old fashion kung fu films.

Now I'm suppose to tag people. What the hell lets see who bites and who doesn't?

1. Fletch at Blog Cabins
2. Caitlin at 1416 and Counting
3. Reel Whore at...Reel Whore
4. Dude from He Shot Cyrus
5. Rachel at Rachel's Reel Reviews
6. Stacie at Final Girl


New Date My Mom Episode Reviewed

It's been awhile! I had to do another one!

Date My Mom: Episode 4

I gotta get some new episodes on DVD, I'm running low on the one I got.


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

30 Days of Horror 2: The Unneeded Sequel

Ok guys and gals, the line up is offically announced over on the site. Check it out!

And so far only one person said they'd contribute something in the month of April. Don't let it be May 1st and you're standing there like "Aw I should've watched and then wrote a cool funny piece for Jason during 30 Days 2. The only thing left to do is walk around sad for another year."

Don't let this happen to you. Feel free to write about ANY horror movie, even if it's one I plan on doing. Just email me saying "I'll do it!" and we'll hash out the details.
Thanks and it should be another fun filled month.

Monday, March 23, 2009


"See, dude, I told you, this Jason guy it's a total douche! He made this post last night about how no one ever tags him for these meme things that are slowly destroying the internet! I would've showed you earlier but I had other engagements."
"Like what, shaving your balls?"
"Dammit! it is."
"...I dont see anything."
"What the? Where the? How the? NOOO!!!"
"Jeez, you really hate this Jason guy, that you gotta make stuff up? He's a nice sweet guy who'd never write a douchy post ever in his life. You suck! Go away!"

That conversaion is what my mortal enemy (whoever he may be) and some guy he knows are probably having right now. Last night I was in a weird mood and I saw some other Meme thing on a movie blog I read a lot and I thought fa-sho read mine a lot but they didn't tag me and I realize I hardly ever get tagged in these things. I wanted to write a humorous article about this but after I hit post and fell asleep, then waking up and re-reading it, I realized it sounded whiny and probably kinda asshole-ish, so I deleted it before anyone read it. If by some chance you did read it, that's what happened.

So with that out of the way, let's talk about grocery stores.
"AH! Not only is he NOT writing about bad movie, he's not even writing about movies! I gotta call my friend!"

Today was my weekly trip to the grocery store and while I was walking around I noticed this giant bin in the middle of an isle full of clear plastic cases. Inside the cases were "previously viewed" DVD's of different movies, ranging from "Jarhead" to "Escape to Alcatraz" to "Win A Date with Tad Hamilton". I was scouring through them when I noticed:

Well, the DVD anyway. There's no offical case for it, so I had no information about who's in it, what it's about, or anything. But just going by the title alone, I knew one thing. It must be mine. Oh yes, it must be mine. And it was only $4.99. Suh-weet!

So I get home with my purchases (yeah yeah food whatever) and I get on imdb and find out it's directed by Mothafucking John Saxon! Hells yes! I didn't look to closely at the plot, I wanna go in kinda blind. But when I do get to watching it (which is gonna be soon, my friends. Soon) I will report on what I find out.

In the meantime, here's a puzzler: how does a grocery store get "previously viewed DVD's?"

"See?? He's talking about grocer-DAMMIT!"
"Jeez, you got a hard-on for this guy. Just give it up."
"How you plan on doing that?"
"By somehow stopping people from leaving comments!"
"How do you do that?"
"However I normally do it."

My enemy


Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Fight for #1: Week 12 Results

Told ya I really didn't know which would be number one. I guess this nation has a fever. And the only prescription is more Cage.

This Week's Totals:
April: 10
Me, Fletch, Highway, Bobbie, Rachael M., : 9
Maria: 8

This Month's Totals:
April, Fletch, Highway: 29
Me, Bobbie, Rachael M.-28
Maria: 27

Next week we get "A Haunting in Connecticut" and "Monsters & Aliens". Gee, which shall be number one? Hmm..

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Fight For #1: Week 12

Hello and welcome to Week 12. You are now clean and wait you probably aren't.


This week we got Duplicity, I Love You, Man, and Kn0w1n5 opening up this weekend. So it's the battle of the Julia Roberts clevage, Paul Rudd, and Nicolas Cage vs The Rock getting to a mountain and some depressed dark superheroes. What's gonna win, what's gonna win?

I honestly don't know. I'll tell you know my pick is gonna be purely a random guess, cause normally I can feel these things out but with three "popular" movies opening, plus two that opened already, it's hard to say. I'm gonna go ahead and eliminate Watchmen cause everyone seen it and only the hardcore nerd boys will keep seeing it in theaters. I've heard a lot of talk about Nic Cage vs Math but normally Paul Rudd comedies do good.

Yep, my guess is gonna be I Love You, Man. What's yours?

Here's last week's top ten:

Good luck!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Updates, Upcoming Crap, Theories, and Other Things

I got a bunch of things I wanna post about but instead of making several posts, I'll just contain them onto one. That way, instead of everyone not reading a bunch of posts, everyone can not read one post! Aren't I clever?

(Kidding 'bout that not reading thing by the way. I have to keep myself humble or else I'll get too much of an inflated ego and I'll be an even worse prick.)


First things first. If you've been following me for a while, quit it. I hate being stalked. Seriously, you probably remember last year I did a thing called "30 Days of Horror" where every day in the month of April I watched a horror film. Because of family stuff, I didn't get to all that I wanted to get to. So hopefully this year will go without a hitch cause I'm totally doing it again. Hopefully, if things go according to plan (Spoiler: probably won't), I'll have some help and include other people writing about horror films, good and/or bad. If YOU wanna join in, email and/or comment and we'll work something out. This all starts, natually, April 1st.

Secondly, I recently came up with a movie wathing theory, called "The 100:1 Asshole Ratio". How it works is, for every 100 people that loves a big blockbuster movie that's really, really good, there's gonna be one asshole who's gonna hate on it just to hate on it. And they don't come up with any good reasons for hating it, they just wanna hate on it.

I came up with this after scanning comments on about "The Dark Knight" and how there seems to be a bunch of people that claim it's a bad movie. Of course, they don't ever back up their claim, but just say things like "Dark Knight iz teh gayz balls!! ROFL!!"

I would include people who have blogs but I ran across one guy (I won't say his name or his blog, but don't worry I know he don't read my blog so if you're reading this, it's not you) who pays however much money to see a big movie in theater (Like Dark Knight again, for example) and give it such a low rating. And all he does is say "It sucks! Big waste of time! ZERO STARS!" and then probably proceeds to jerk off to his own mirror image or something. So yeah, I dunno what's up with these people. And it's not just "The Dark Knight", it's any movie that anyone was waiting forever for. This includes "Watchmen", "Indiana Jones 4" (Yeah yeah I'm in the minority for liking it but people don't even say why they hate it, at least the people I've seen say they hated it gave reasons so they slide from this example), and I wanna include "Transformers" but I hate that movie, but I have my reasons. Well, reasons besides Michael Bay is the devil.

So there's that. I'm not sure what next big movie everyone is salivating over, but rest assured, there's gonna be one asshole who's gonna make a post somewhere saying "It sucks" and never ever explain themselves. A to the RGH!

And finally, I've been reading about Liam Neeson's wife dying and I gotta say something honestly. I never heard of her. I looked up her resume on imdb and I only heard of maybe two or three films she was in, all of which I never seen (and probably won't). When it was announced that Natasha Richardson got in a ski accident I went "That sucks. Who?" I don't wanna sound like an asshole. It sucks she died and I wish Liam and his family all the best and they have my sympathy, but I was just confused on who she was, that's all. Does this make me sound like a bad person? I don't mean to, I just didn't know how to react, tis all. When Heath Ledger died I was like "Dang, he's not gonna get the satisfaction of seeing people react to his portrayal of The Joker" and after seeing the movie I thought "Dang, this Joker isn't gonna be in any other Batman movie cause how can you top THAT?"

I better stop before people de-friend me. I'm already struggling for readers as it is.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Fight For #1: Week 11 Results AND New Mass Invasion: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

A Two-Fer-One!

First off, holy crap. Really? Race to Witch Mountain? Really?

This Week's Scores:
Fletch, Highway -10
Maria, Me, Rachael M., Bobbie, April -9

Month's Total:
Fletch, Highway-20
Maria, Me, Rachael M. Bobbie, April-19

Next week, Mr. Fletch's fav Nic Cage has a movie coming out. Joy of joys. Until then, good luck!

And now:

New Mass Invasion!

Killer Klowns From Outer Space


Saturday, March 14, 2009

Jason on Jason: Friday the 13th Part 2

Last month, Miss Stacie over at La Chica Final had her readers review the UNCUT version of "Friday the 13th", the original. Which I did. Now, on my own, I decided to go ahead and tackle the rest of the series, but not all in one day. I don't have the time for that anymore (sadly enough) or probably the will power. So consider this a new feature on the blog, at least until we get to the end (the remake, which I saw in theaters already? Who knows.)

Anyway. Part 2 starts off with the survivor of the last film Alice wearing a horrible green jumpsuit/overall thing in bed. She's dreaming of the last 10 minutes of the previous film as we get a reminder on what happened. It made me think of "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2", which must mean there's some rule where a sequel to a slasher flick has to spend time explaining what happened in the previous film.

Alice eventually wakes up and takes a shower. After an annoying phone call from Mom and a cat literally jumps through the window (I WILL HAZ CHEEZEBURGER, DAMMIT), Jason appears and kills Alice.

I never got that. He left the woods, somehow tracked her down, quietly snuck into her apartment, and killed a chick he didn't get to kill...five years ago? And after five years, Alice isn't over it? I mean, yeah it was a horrifying experience but I'd think after three, she'd be like "OK, I'm over it, let's go mountain climbing!"


So now we got a new group of victims and there's a whole mess of them. They have names like Jeff and Ginny and Paul and Mark and whatnot. I couldn't really keep track who was who, until it got down to Ginny and Paul, since they both said each other's names repeatedly.

So Paul is the new leader of a new camp JUST OFF of Camp Crystal Lake and, of course, he wants to get things ready. I don't get why this particular area is always targeted for a camp. Does this area have the best trees? Not as much mosquitoes? What? I do know, thanks to Paul, there are bears. Oh and a psychopathic killer named Jason!

The first night, Paul does the scary campfire thing and tells the story of Jason. I like to watch this footage and pretend he's talking about me.

That's right, I'm a demented creature. Remember that.

Anyway, the first victim (after Alice I mean) is Crazy Ralph, the guy that warned everyone to stay away. He was watching someone make out when Jason choked him.

Then there's the hippy (I guess?) couple, with the huge pickup truck. I forget the chick's name but she had some big tits, and I was dying to see them, but alas the only boobage we get is from the uptight chick sportin' in A's. The hippies sneak into Camp Crystal Lake but are caught by a cop. A bad cop at that. He spots a guy (Jason) running through the woods so the cop decides to follow him and follow him he does, for ten minutes, until coming upon Jason's Love Shack, but replace Love with Death. Or Murder.

As punishment for wandering around, the hippies have to stay at the camp and have sex while the rest of the characters that we'll never see again go to town to drink in a crowded smokey bar. I probably don't have to tell you the ones that stayed behind all get killed by Jason.

The only death worth noting is Mark the dude in the wheelchair. He's all in a wheelchair, getting hit on by a chick who got killed off camera (along with uptight boobage chick), thinking he's about to get laid by said chick (who took her sweet ass time doing everything), when here comes Jason with a machete to the face. And on top of that, the motion of said machete to the face causes Mark to go backwards and I guess this particular spot he was at was 500 feet up from ground level cause he goes rolling down the longest set of stairs I've ever seen. Poor Mark.

So hippies die, Mark dies, chicks die, this preppy pervert dies, time for Ginny and Paul to come back. They find blood but no bodies. They, for some reason, think Mark is upstairs when it's obvious this place really isn't handicap accessable (Why is he there anyway?) but instead they find Jason, who has a sack over his head, cause he don't get the hockey mask till the 3rd film (Trivia for you folks).

Jason and Paul fight, Jason wins, and he chases Ginny all over camp. There's a scene where Ginny is hiding underneath something and she sees a rat, so she pisses herself, which we see happening. Or I'm assuming it was piss we saw.

Anyway, Ginny escapes and she too finds Jason's Death Shack and the decomposing head of Jason's Mom and for some reason her sweater. Ginny gets the great idea to put the sweater on and pretend to be his Mom, which actually works, until he spots the decompsing head. But Paul bursts into the room, demanding a rematch, which distracts Jason long enough to get a machete in the shoulder.

Instead of getting the fuck outta there, they go back to a room in their camp and hear a noise. After five minutes of set up, it's revealed to be Muffin, a dog that belongs to uptight boobage chick. But sure enough, Jason comes flying in through the window, attacking Ginny, and giving us a good look at his disformed face.

Well...Ginny is ok. The next day, she's being put into an ambulance, asking where's Paul? This is never answered. What did happen to Paul? Did he tell Jason his life in exchange for hers or something? Oh well.

This movie, in my opinion, is better than the first one. Director Steve Miner does a good job with the camera work. It makes me think he wanted this one to be in 3-D but it wasn't for some reason. Or maybe this film inspired the 3-D of the third film, which if all goes according to plan, I should be watching next weekend. I'll let you know.


Friday, March 13, 2009

The Fight For #1: Week 11

So this is gonna be tricky. Three "major" releases (instead of limited) are out this week: Race to Witch Mountain, Last House on the Left, and Miss March. Let's break down, shall we?

Race to Witch Mountain-A Live Action Disney film starring The Wrestler Formerly Known As The Rock about alien kids and stuff. I have my doubts.

Last House on the Left-I do want to see this, cause it can't be any worse than the original. And R-Rated horror movies are finally starting to see the top spot (as proved by Friday the 13th.) So this is iffy.

Miss March-A crude looking comedy about a dude in a coma trying to lose his virginity to a Playboy bunny. Comedies that don't feature the following words: Judd Apatow, Seth Rogan, Will Ferrell, Steve Corell, and/or John C. Reilly don't do very well. Especailly since the two main guys are funny looking. This will crack the top five but not be number 1.

So my guess is that Watchmen will take it for another week. This is probably bold on my part cause people seem mixed by it so maybe anyone who wanted to "wait till the hype died down" might be like "Eh fuck it" and go watch a nerdy virgin fuck a Playboy bunny.

Here's last weeks top ten:

Good luck!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Movies I Like #5: Hot Rod

Last week while I was making dinner, I needed something to watch while my dinner was cooking. Looking through the cable channels I noticed that "Hot Rod" was starting up. Realizing I never seen this before, I decided to give it a shot and boy am I glad I did.

In case you don't know, "Hot Rod" stars SNL cast member Andy Samburg and features his friends, who all make up "The Lonely Island". They often do those cool songs featured on SNL, like "Dick in a Box" or "I'm On A Boat" (my personal favorite.) The credits say it was written by Pam Brady, the one female writer from "South Park" but I suspect Andy and his friends had a hand in writing as well cause the humor is the same as the "SNL Digital Shorts".

But the plot I believe Pam Brady came up with. She's the same person that wrote "Hamlet 2", another movie with a crazy ass plot. The plot of "Hot Rod" is like this:

Andy is Rod, a local stuntman who wants to earn the respect of his stepfather Frank (Played by Ian McShane, the dude from "Deadwood") and the only way to do that: kick Frank's ass. Rod isn't able to do so, so Frank treats Rod...well not so well. Rod then finds out, after a stunt at a pool didn't go so good, that Frank suddenly has an issue with his heart and they'll need $50,000 for a new one, money they don't have. Realizing that he can't kick the ass of a sick guy, Rod decides to raise the money himself to get Frank a new he can kick his ass.

From that point on, the movie is just set on Random, with Rod and his friends (Bill Hader, the ammunitions expert guy from "Tropic Thunder", the skinny dude from "The Lonely Island", and the hot chick from "Wedding Crashers". Yeah, I don't know their real names, so sue me.) just going around doing stunts and raising money.

The interesting thing is the entire movie feels like it's a parody of something but I don't know what it would be. There's the "Footloose" inspired fight dancing scene and the part towards the end where hot chick from "Wedding Crashers" breaks up with her jerk of a boyfriend, played by Will Arnett, and all Will does is stand by his car, shouting "BABE! BAAAABEE!! AW BABE!! BABE!!!! BABE!!" for almost five minutes straight.

Looking on Youtube, I found another video compilation of some of the best stuff from the movie. The last bit is literally the ending of the movie so there are spoilers, if you care about that kind of thing.

But the entire movie, in my opinion, is funny and is definately worth checking out.

Cool beans!

Sunday, March 08, 2009

The Fight for #1: Week 10 Results

Congratulations to everyone who commented and/or sent in emails. You get an automatic ten points. And those people are:

Next week, the game returns to normal. But will Watchmen dominate again? We'll have to see.

And a quick word on Watchmen.

*gets on soapbox*

I'm tired of reading reviews and reports from uber-Watchmen Graphic Novel nerds who say "The movie sucks cause they left this out, or they change that. Blah blah blah I'm a nerd." Listen Pancho, tell me the last movie you recall where the film was 100% faithful to the book/comic? And please take your time to think about that. You had to have known a good chunk of stuff was gonna be taken out. If they kept everything in, the damn movie would be at least 5 hours long. And probably visually confusing as fuck.

I believe the movie was great. And the comic was great. Zach Snyder did the best he could translating it to film. And considering this movie was in the making for almost 20 years, you should be lucky there's even a film adaptation.

What I wanna hear from are the people who seen the movie but didn't read the book. What did you think? Did anything confuse you? Cause there was the classic trick of mentioning stuff in the film that was totally explained in the book. So I can try to help you out since I read the book a few weeks before the movie came out.

Anyway, that's all.

*Gets down from soap box. Wonders what a soap box is exactly.*

Friday, March 06, 2009

The Fight For #1: Week 10

So. Watchmen opens up this weekend. There's no doubt it's gonna be the number one movie. It should be everyone's pick. So here's what I'm gonna do. If you email me and/or comment to this post by Sunday morning, you get an automatic 10 points. That's it. Even if you say "Watchmen sucks! Jonas Brothers all the way!!" you're getting ten points. I'm making this an easy week. Probably won't do this too often, especially during the blockbuster summer months. I'm only doing this now cause this is the only mega-blockbuster opening up this weekend.

But what if I'm wrong? Then I must suffer the consenquences. If I'm wrong and Watchmen is say, number 2 or number 10, then you guys get TWENTY points and I'll give myself zero. Again, you have to send in a response of some sort by Sunday morning.

Ok? Ok.

*Off to see Watchmen*

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

DVD's That I Watched: October 2008-February 2009

Click the tag to see the previous DVD's I've watched.

* Repo! The Genetic Opera
* The Hottie and the Nottie
* Tin Man: Part 3
* Friday the 13th: Uncut
* Freeway
* Tin Man: Part 2
* Groundhog Day
* Tin Man: Part 1
* The Re-Animator
* The Room
* The Stuff
* Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars
* Gummo
* The Dark Knight
* Baby Mama
* Teeth
* Tropic Thunder
* Casino Royale (1967)
* Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
* Casino Royale (2006)
* Dolemite
* Basket Case
* Hell on Wheels
* C.H.U.D
* Vanishing Point
* Halloween: Resurrection
* The Road Warrior
* Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers
* Revolver
* Halloween 3
* Oldboy

Razzie Post #3: The Love Guru

And with this review, I am done with the Razzies for another year. "The Love Guru" came in the mail today and my lovely fiancee Felicia said "Oh I've always wanted to see that." There hardly comes a time when we get to watch a bad movie together so I jumped at this opportunity and we watched it together.

"Love Guru" not only stars Mike Meyers, as Guru Pitka, but he also co-wrote and produced as well. A lot of the jokes in the movie you've seen in other Mike Meyer's films.

The basic plot is a hockey player, named Roanoke (played by the black dude from "The 40-Year-Old-Virgin") is having a rough time cause he broke up with his girlfriend Prudence. She's now banging Justin Timberlake, who's playing a French Canadian with a large dick. Honestly, he's got a large dick. Anytime they show him, they make a reference to his large dick.

So Jessica Alba, the owner of the team, and the tiny Coach Vern Troyer, hire Pitka to fix Roanoke's love life. From this point, there's a lot of words that stand for something (kinda like what Gary Busey does) and a lot of crude jokes about dicks, farting, pooping, spiting, and just fucking in general.

And of course Pitka falls for Alba, but he can't do anything about it cause of his chastity belt. Basically what it comes down to is Roanoke needs to get back with his girl AND stand up to his mom, played by the aunt from "Family Matters". And just when he gets the girl AND stands up to his mom, here come French J.T to make things worse by referencing his huge dong, which ruins Roanoke's last shot. Pitka realizes the only thing to save the game is...have two elephants fuck right on the ice.

I...wish I never typed that sentence in.

Anyway, this movie really isn't that bad. It's just kinda dumb and it's full of jokes you've seen before. And there are celebrities galore in this movie. There's:
Jessica Simpson
Val Kilmer
Mariska Hargitay (which is a running joke throughout the movie cause instead of saying hello or good bye, Pitka says Mariska Hargitay over and over again)
Kayne West
and finally Mike Meyers.

Yes, he cameos in his own movie. I'm serious.

The funniest part was probably the announcers played by Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan. But that's probably cause they're funny on their own. As I said, this movie really isn't bad. I've seen worse (Norbit for example) but I could probably go the rest of my life without seeing this again.

I did leave out the singing. A lot of popular songs are turn "indian" style for some reason. Like "9 to 5", "More Than Words", and at the end of the movie "The Joker" by Steve Miller Band. I guess this is why the soundtrack needed it's own Myspace page.


Sunday, March 01, 2009

The Fight For #1: Week 9 Results

I'm trying to carefully word this so people don't get the wrong idea about me. But seeing as how we got a black president, and a movie aimed for black people is out at the same time a movie aimed for young white people, the movie aimed for black people still comes out on top? Do you think The Jonas Brothers are crying little Jonas tears over this?

And because of this upset, the bonus points don't apply. Sorry. Blame Tyler Perry and his hold on an entire race. Anyway, 90% of the players all got the same score this week, which really makes this an upset.

This Week's Scores:
Jason, Maria, Fletch, Rachael M., April: 9
Highway: 3

Highway, you really have no idea how to play this do you? (Just kiddin with ya. Keep playing!)

And we do have a winner for February:
Jason: 29
Maria: 24
Bobbie: 18
Fletch, Rachael M., Highway: 15
Felicia, Todd: 10
Adam: 8
Sean: 7

And it's me. I would've gotten a perfect score if not for this week's upset. So anyway, next week, we all start back at zero. And since Watchmen open next week, I got something special for you guys. See ya then!