Friday, January 22, 2010

The Bad Movie Ultimate Cage Match #7 Winner



I know it says an hour left but I'm calling it. Poor Wings and "Land of the Lost" is lying in the corner, crying all bloody and bruised. But now I have to do this:

Travis and Ballistic, for the fifth week in a row, is the winner. As a result, I am forced to retire Ballistic and it cannot participate in the cage match, until I think up of a tournament of champions later on. Travis, however, CAN participate with a different movie but he has to wait at least a week before doing so.

I think we're gonna have to test Ballistic for steroid use. There'll be a huge congress hearing, where other bad movies like "Battlefield Earth" will go up and defend Ballistic. So for now, Ballistic is asterik free.

Monday starts a new game with two new competetors. One person will be returning with a new movie but the other will be brand new to this. Lets wish them luck.

And hey you! Yes you! You been reading this. You been voting. Why haven't you participated? It's easy! Dammit! Do it! Do it! Do it!!

You know you want to.
-Jason

2 comments:

TJMAC510 said...

Wow...sorry Wings! I'm so excited though! I am the first ever 5 week champion! I outlasted and outwit and survived other horrible movies. I can't believe it! I'm so happy right now....if only i got a prize...but im not greedy like that so anyway woooooooooooooooooO!

Wings said...

Waaaa!

Seriously, wtg dude!