Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Post 500 Is For...THE FUTURE!!!! Part 1

We are here my friends. This right here, when I click the big orange button that reads PUBLISH POST, will be my 500 post. Let's take a look back at all the best times I clicked that button.

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Ohh memories.

Anyway, this post SHOULD be titled "LIST-tastic" or "List-mania" or "List" because it's the one where I...LIST things. The first list is a bit personal. Well, that's not right, both are kinda personal. The first list are movies that I own in my movie collection but I haven't seen yet. By that I mean I haven't seen the movies before but I still own them. This is the result of my friends giving me the movies cause they think I should see them, or movies that sound good so I went and bought them. So my FIRST New Years Resolution is to watch the following movies in 2010:
Baffled
The Bees
Big Trouble In Little China
Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning
The Evolved
Fido
Forbidden Zone
From Dusk Till Dawn
Hackers Are People Too
Hudson Hawk
Jaws
KISS Meets The Phantom of The Park
Make A Wish
Meet The Feebles
Slaughterhouse Five
Superman: The Musical
The Thing With Two Heads
Zombie Death House
Murder on Flight 502
The Disapperance of Flight 412
Destroy All Planets
Monster From A Prehistoric Planet
The White Gorilla
This Is Not A Test
Wasp Woman
Unknown World
Ghoulies
Ghoulies 2
Terrified
Land of the Minotaur
The Hearse
The Devil's Hand

Shame, huh? Well gives me something to work for.

This second list is a list of movies that I've seen between the years 2000 and 2009 and that were just fuckin' awful. And as you read the list, know that yes they are in some kind of order. So it took me awhile to arrange this list. And it's only 40 cause it seemed like a good round number. I had 43 on there but after reading them, I kinda felt they weren't THAT bad and whittled it down to 40. Originally I was gonna post the entire list on New Years Eve, but since I need to make a couple more posts between now and then, I decided to split the list into two. So here's the first half, and next week, the second half will be posted.

40. Corky Romano
39. The Love Guru
38. Marie Antoinette
37. The Hottie and The Nottie
36. Alien vs Predator
35. 3000 Miles to Graceland
34. The Prequel to The Exorcist
33. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
32. Beverly Hills Chihuahua
31. An American Carol
30. Captivity
29. Audition
28. The Fast and the Furious
27. Cabin Fever
26. Gigli
25. The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
24. Jeepers Creepers 2
23. The Hitcher (2006)
22. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

The rest will be posted on New Years Day. Happy 500th post to me!!!!
-Jason

2 comments:

Wings said...

Congrats, Reis! 500 is quite the accomplishment! Here's too 5,000 more!

Nolahn said...

Congrats on the big 5-oh-oh! Be proud -- that's a huge accomplishment.

Interesting lists you have there, particularly the first one. "Big Trouble In Little China" will make you feel 12 again. Though sadly, you might feel that "Jaws" is overrated. Just try to keep in mind how innovative it was at the time -- it's very much the "Halloween" of its genre.

P.S., "Summen." You have the coolest Word Verification on the Web.