Sunday, March 07, 2010

The Razzie's '10: Winners

I usually relist all the nominee's and bold who won and italize who I picked but I'll make it easy this year and just list who won and if different who I picked. Here we go:

WORST SCREENPLAY:
WON: Transformers 2
My Pick: Twilight: New Moon

WORST DIRECTOR:
WON AND My Pick: Michael Bay
WOO HOO! I been validated! I been validated!

WORST SEQUEL, PREQUEL, REMAKE, OR RIP-OFF:
Won: Land of the Lost
My Pick: Transformers 2
I'm telling you, Land of the Lost isn't THAT bad.

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Won AND My Pick: Billy Ray Cyrus-Hannah Montana: The Movie

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Won: Sienna Miller-G.I Joe
My Pick: Ali Larter-Obsessed
Eh, I didn't really care about this one either way.

WORST SCREEN COUPLE:
Won: Sandra Bullock and Bradly Cooper-All About Steve
My Pick: Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer-Transformers 2
I figured if they're gonna pick on Transformers 2, they might as well pick them for every category.

WORST ACTOR(S):
Won: Jonas Brothers
My Pick: Eddie Murphy-Imagine That
As I said before, they were just being themselves so this win bothers me.

WORST ACTRESS:
Won: Sandra Bullock-All About Steve
My Pick: Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana: The Movie
Really??? Ok...

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE:
Won AND My Pick: Battlefield Earth

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE:
Won AND My Pick: Eddie Murphy

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE:
Won AND My Pick: Paris Hilton
What can I say? I'm fuckin' goooood!

And finally the big one...WORST PICTURE OF THE YEAR!:
Won AND My Pick: Transformers 2

I knew it. I FUCKIN' knew it. So this means I'll have to review "All About Steve" and "Transformers 2". I normally do it on Razzie weekend but due to the Razzies not being announced until last night and my lack of living near a video store, it'll have to wait till later this week. Anyway, thanks to everyone who voted on the Readers Choice and for reading this. This was a lackluster Razzie's, since I called a whopping 6 categories (I normally average around 2 or 3) with no big surprised, which means there'll be no big surprises tonight at the Oscars. Start paintin' them Gold Statues Blue!
-Jason

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

seriously...land of the lost wasn't THAT bad.