Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Day 23: Saw 4 (With a Hint of Saw 3)

PREVIOUSLY ON SAW 3:
Jigsaw is dying. A doctor is kidnapped. She has to save Jigsaw. She doesn't, she dies. He dies. There shouldn't have been a Saw 4 but guess what?

Now on to SAW 4:
Ugh. It's annoying. I think the only people who watch these movies are the same groups of people that watch those shows on Discovery or whatever about medical proceedures or autopsy's or something. Hell the first 10 minutes was an autopsy.

Anyway, blah blah blah he's dead but his "lessons" will go on. We get ten thousand stories of all the people that Jigsaw are presently victiminizing but this is all really happening the past. We learn that a car accident made Jigsaw go insane, which is bullshit cause I was in a car accident and I didn't become a serial killer. There's a twist ending of course and we're forewarned for 200 more sequels to come.

In other words, it sucked.
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ZERO STARS!
-Jason

PS: I think I make a better Jigsaw movie:

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